Three jokes

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!