When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What happened to the blind man's son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
If your born deaf what language would you think in
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it's bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
