Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex Oh were you talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back Hold still I am trying to imagine you with a personality
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
