Think jokes

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

She’s so nice.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.