Things jokes
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"