Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: βHoles gonna be big.β
Things Jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
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What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Whatβs one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Why do people hit their electronics when they donβt work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Whatβs one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the womenβs sports section.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
The tables in my class are straight, but I canβt say the same thing for your hairline.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasnβt the only thing that went down.
