Things jokes
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.