Things jokes
Whatโs one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
The tables in my class are straight, but I canโt say the same thing for your hairline.
Memes
I can now cross it off my bucket list
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Whatโs one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the womenโs sports section.
Why do people hit their electronics when they donโt work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Whatโs one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called โwomen's rightsโ would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.