Things jokes
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I can now cross it off my bucket list
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.