What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Thing Jokes
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
