What's the best thing about beating up orphans
They can't tell they're parents
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas.
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
What is a trees favorite thing to drink. Root Beer
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I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
What did the screw say to the screw, We sure screwed things up
I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭
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Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
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Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved
