Thing jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Memes
FUCK YEA
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*