Thing jokes
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
DAM
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.