Thing jokes

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Wanna see something dark?

Close your eyes.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

What is the best thing about being back?

Free bullets.

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.