Thing jokes
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.