Thing jokes
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.