Thing jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
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What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
i need help i see this everywhere i look it kinda look like this
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.