Thing jokes
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called βwomen's rightsβ would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Memes
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What are two things that an orphan canβt have?
Two parents.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: theyβre yet to be discovered.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
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Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.