Thing jokes
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?