They're jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"
The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."
So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.