They jokes
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Memes
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.