They jokes
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! πππππππππππππ
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for βBβ shells, and too small for βDβ shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.