Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
They Jokes
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
