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The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.