They jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.
The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”
The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”
The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”
So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.
The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”
The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.