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Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Memes
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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.