They jokes
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Memes
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What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.