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Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.