They jokes
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.