What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
