They jokes
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.