They jokes
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.