They jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."