They jokes
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.