Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes Because that the parents can’t the jeans because they don’t have any
Why can’t a orphan play baseball Cause they don’t know where home is 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How does a tree get online they walk in
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
