Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hey, genius! Get this: orphans don't have a "home" in the family sense, and in baseball, you gotta get to "home" base. So, it's a double meaning. Also, you are very, very gullible.
NOOOOOOOOOO STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey
NOOOOOOOOOO STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!