They jokes
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.