They jokes
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.