They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.