They jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.