They jokes

Car

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Man

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Money

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Money

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Year

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Plane

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have someone to call daddy.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home base to run to.

Ass

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

News

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

Vampire

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.