They jokes
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.