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If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.