They jokes
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
