Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
They Jokes
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
