Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is playin' on the double meaning of "home." See, in baseball, you gotta run "home" to score. But orphans don't have a "home" as in a house. Get it? I can see your brain is made of wood. Sad.