They jokes
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.