They jokes
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.