They jokes
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!