Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about wordplay. Orphans don't have parents. "Home" means both a house AND the final base in baseball. It's funny 'cause you expect one thing but get another. Plus, you probably donate to a sports team and not an orphanage, you selfish oaf!