They jokes
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.