They jokes
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.