They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.