They jokes

Orphan

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Seagull

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

Orphan

What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?

They both can't be found.

911

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Memes

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Orphan

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Furry

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!