They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.