They jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Orphan

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

Dad

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Popsicle

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Delivery service

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Street

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.