They jokes
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.