They jokes
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️