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Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?