They jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?