They jokes

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Orphan

What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?

They both can't be found.

911

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Face

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Wheelchair

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Orphan

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Canada

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Dad

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Orphan

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?