They jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.