They jokes
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Memes
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.