Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
They Jokes
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
