They jokes
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!