They jokes

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?

(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)

Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.

Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?

Cause they taste funny!

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?

Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

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Why do orphans suck at homework?

Because they don’t have a home.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.