They jokes

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

Why do orphans like going to church?

They can actually call someone "father."

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Why can't orphans do it?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.