They jokes
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.