Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
They Jokes
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
