They jokes
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
No way they had it🥀🥀🥀
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.