They jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.