They jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Memes
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.