Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
They Jokes
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
