They jokes
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Memes
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!