They jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Memes
What's your size?
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.