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Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.