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Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
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Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.