They jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”