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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
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Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.