They jokes
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."