They jokes
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.