They jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.