They jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

Time

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

White

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

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  • Memes

    Condom

    Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

    Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

    Nun

    In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

    They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

    Misunderstanding

    Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

    Jack and Jill

    In Boston we say,

    "Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣

    Employee

    Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

    Because they always come out clean.

    Comeback

    What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?

    They are all insane comebacks!!!

    Day

    Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

    Pedophile

    What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

    They both lay pipes in public parks.

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