They jokes
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.