They jokes
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
POV: me laughing at my friends when they fail a test or tripped on somthing
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.