They jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.