They jokes
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.