They jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they canβt stand up for themselves.
Memes
short people when they see rain
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They canβt find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. ππππππ
Why canβt orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.