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Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.