They jokes
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.