They jokes
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."