They jokes
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."