They jokes

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

They don’t have a closet to hide in.

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why do orphans like milk so much?

Because they got no milk as a baby.

Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.

We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.