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Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.
The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"
The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."
The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."
So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"
The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."
The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.
"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Fatherâs Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Letâs us prey.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You canât do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why canât orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why canât organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.