They jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.