Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
They Jokes
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
What do tomatoes š do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why canāt orphans build computers?
They donāt know where to put the motherboard.
You know the stupid trend where people say itās ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Whatās the difference between someoneās wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donāt know what a home is.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go āpingā when theyāre done.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
