They jokes
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.