They jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.