You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
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The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
