They jokes
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.