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Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”