They jokes
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!