They jokes
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.