They jokes
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Memes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”