They jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Memes
so true
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?