Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
They Jokes
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
