They jokes
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?