They jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

It's all fun and games until they start dancing.

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."