They jokes
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.