They jokes
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why donât orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canât hit a home run.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question âDo aliens exist?â
âOf course they do! They live in Mexico!â
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what itâs like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why donât orphans play poker?
'Cause they donât know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?