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If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
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