Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
They Jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
