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Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.