They jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Memes
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣