They jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Memes
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!