They jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.