Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
They Jokes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
