They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.