They jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
They are delicious.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Memes
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.