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Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?