They jokes
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.