They jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Memes
This Is True i hate someone irl
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.