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How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
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What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.