They jokes
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
so true
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.