They jokes
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.