They jokes

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?

Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.

Orphan

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they can't find the home button.

Tree

People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Orphan

Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Loss

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Hamlet

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Halloween

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.