They jokes
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!