They jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.