They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why canβt orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why donβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt find home.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. π
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.