Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
They Jokes
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
