They jokes
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!