They jokes
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.