They jokes
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Memes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫