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Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
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I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.