They jokes
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀