Orphanage kid jokes
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why can鈥檛 orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don鈥檛 know where home is.
Orphanage kid: You鈥檙e ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That鈥檚 why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.