Orphanage kid jokes

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

I'm an orphan, lol.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."