Orphanage kid jokes

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

I'm an orphan, lol.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.