Orphanage kid jokes
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Like if you know an orphan.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."