They jokes
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.