They jokes
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Memes
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."