They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Memes
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.