They jokes
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.