They jokes
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"