Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
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They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
