They jokes

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

Why is the UK bad at chess?

Because they have no queen.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Why can't orphans be home schooled?

Because they have no parent to home school them.

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?

They are both twisted.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.