If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
