They jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.