They jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.