They jokes
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?