They jokes
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.