They jokes
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.