Thereness jokes
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.