Thereness jokes
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!