Thereness jokes
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"