Thereness jokes
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.