Thereness jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.