Thereness jokes
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.