Thereness jokes

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?

Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Why can orphans never walk home?

Because there's no way to go.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?