Thereness jokes
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].